Opera Riches

Isaac [enthusiastic,at the Ellendale (ND) Opera House]: “Dad, give them $1,000,000 so they can save this building!”

Richard: “Isaac, I don’t have $1,000,000.”

Isaac: “Sure you do. We have like $2,000,000 in the bank.”

Richard:  “What?  No we don’t.  We don’t have anywhere close to $2,000,000.”

Isaac [horrified]: “Oh, God!  We’re poor!”