No Buttons

Richard [to  5 year old child in elevator]: “Do you want to press the button?”

Child: [frowns]

Mom: “I just told him he’s not allowed to press the buttons.  He keeps playing with them.”

Richard: “Oh, I’m sorry.  I guess you will have to do what your mom says.”

Child [pouting]: “She said she would chop my head off if I ever touch the buttons again.”